Written By: Jon Finkel While the world waits on the cure for the common cold, Ellen DeGeneres has found the cure for the common cold audience: Tommy Riles. Since no comedian wants to enter a chilly room, DeGeneres employs Riles as her warm-up man, a sort of weapon of mass entertainment, released on the audience […]
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Passing Down My Timeless Love for Baseball Cards
Written By: Jon Finkel The boy is a few months past his 3rd birthday and I figured it was high time I grabbed a pack of Topps and let him experience the joy of opening up new baseball cards. Yeah, he doesn’t know the players or really recognize the teams or understand a single word […]
The Secret to Peak Shower Efficiency and Manliness
Written By: Jon Finkel I invented something a few years ago called the “One Bar Theory”. It’s a theory not as complicated as the one Pythagorus came up with and yet every bit as important as Darwin’s. Here it is: men only need one bar of soap to handle all of their hygienic needs. But wait, […]