I’m fourteen-years-old and I’m making my fifteenth and final mix tape of the year on my JVC dual-cassette, ‘Super-Bass Horn’ boom box with metallic gray trim, mustard lettering and the ultimate early 90s flex move, a CD player on top with a tiny digital screen that could only display three things: play, pause and skip. […]
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Honoring the Legendary Howard Finkel, AKA, Finkus Maximus, AKA, The Fink
Welcome to another Finkel de Mayo… Let’s begin… Finkus Maximus. Having lived my life as a Finkel, I can tell you there is no better nickname than Finkus Maximus. It takes the half-dorky, half-comical nature of the surname Finkel and turns it right around. Unlike Finkel, which rhymes with ‘tinkle’ and slams the ‘ink’ right […]
The Glorious Life of the Best Good Boy Ever
The third night our puppy was home with us I slept on the kitchen floor next to his crate. He was whimpering. He had a stomach bug. He couldn’t sleep. He couldn’t control himself. My little good boy pooped a million times and stunk and I got so tired of going back and forth from […]