Gun to my head my favorite sandwich of all time is chicken cordon bleu. Highlighting the above scenario serves two purposes – one, to tell you just how much I enjoy the sandwich, and two, to remove the possibility of the above scenario ever occurring. (How, you ask? Well, in the event that a villain […]
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Hollywood Memories: My Monster Costco Runs for a Major TV Network
Let me tell you about the otherworldly luxury Costco runs I used to make. Back in the day I was a Production Assistant for The Man Show on Comedy Central. It was my first job out of college. Overall, it was amazing. Yes, the PA is the bottom of the Hollywood totem pole and there […]
Ranking the Trade Value of Annoying Kids Habits
I created a fantasy game for us parents in honor of the NBA Trade Deadline and here’s how it works. For the sake of the column, rather than being a General Manager of an NBA Team, you’re a parent in your household, and rather than trading players as your assets, you’re trading your kids annoying […]