I created a fantasy game for us parents in honor of the NBA Trade Deadline and here’s how it works. For the sake of the column, rather than being a General Manager of an NBA Team, you’re a parent in your household, and rather than trading players as your assets, you’re trading your kids annoying […]
In Defense of the Hats of My Youth and Ken Griffey Jr.
Back in ’92 I’d save up all of my lawn mowing money and I’d blow it on two things: CDs and hats. While CDs are dead, hats are very much alive… But not the hats I grew up wearing. Those hats, like CDs, are apparently dead hats. Or even worse when it comes to coolness: […]
A Play-By-Play of My Boy’s First Real, Original Joke
As the punchline formed in my 5-year-old boy’s head over breakfast, I watched the results play out on his face. First he smirked. Then he snorted. Then he gathered himself… You know your kids and I know mine… and I can tell you that normally when my boy does this, he thought of saying something […]