Written By: Jon Finkel Floyd Mayweather reportedly spends $1,000 per haircut, or in other words, $1,000 more per haircut than me. I have paid for less then 5 haircuts in the last twenty years and it isn’t because I starred in the outstanding Barbershop series or that I’m Willie Nelson or that my wife is a barber. […]
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Cornell’s Apple Study Proves You Are Smarter than PhDs
Written By: Jon Finkel My headline is true and here’s why: Cornell University, an esteemed Ivy League institution, just spent untold amounts of money and time to prove what every parent of grade-schoolers already knows: kids like sliced apples more than whole apples. Rather than simply asking anyone with kids what their opinion is on […]
How Tommy Riles Became Ellen DeGeneres’ Ace Warm-Up Man
Written By: Jon Finkel While the world waits on the cure for the common cold, Ellen DeGeneres has found the cure for the common cold audience: Tommy Riles. Since no comedian wants to enter a chilly room, DeGeneres employs Riles as her warm-up man, a sort of weapon of mass entertainment, released on the audience […]