I’m fourteen-years-old and I’m making my fifteenth and final mix tape of the year on my JVC dual-cassette, ‘Super-Bass Horn’ boom box with metallic gray trim, mustard lettering and the ultimate early 90s flex move, a CD player on top with a tiny digital screen that could only display three things: play, pause and skip. […]
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Honoring the Legendary Howard Finkel, AKA, Finkus Maximus, AKA, The Fink
Welcome to another Finkel de Mayo… Let’s begin… Finkus Maximus. Having lived my life as a Finkel, I can tell you there is no better nickname than Finkus Maximus. It takes the half-dorky, half-comical nature of the surname Finkel and turns it right around. Unlike Finkel, which rhymes with ‘tinkle’ and slams the ‘ink’ right […]
Steven Spielberg’s Creative Un-Strategy is Brilliant and Here’s Why I Follow It
Steven Spielberg has decided he is no longer going to direct Indiana Jones 5, which makes the weird Kingdom of the Crystal Skull his personal “last crusade” with the beloved character (thank you, that line just came to me). While reading this news, I discovered that he’s in the process of finishing an updated version […]