Steven Spielberg has decided he is no longer going to direct Indiana Jones 5, which makes the weird Kingdom of the Crystal Skull his personal “last crusade” with the beloved character (thank you, that line just came to me). While reading this news, I discovered that he’s in the process of finishing an updated version […]
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How Terminator 2 Marked the Beginning of My Movie Manhood
Let’s start with the movie poster. It’s simple. It’s clean. It kicks ass. We’ve got Arnold in his classic Terminator leather jacket sitting on a motorcycle holding a shotgun. That’s it. No frills. No bullshit. And it works. I was twelve when T2 came out and I distinctly remember seeing that poster in theaters in […]
Seeing Basic Instinct with my Grandparents & Other Movie Theater Milestones
I remember seeing the original Ghostbusters at a drive-in theater when I was six. My brother puked on me in the back seat. The first ‘R’-rated movie my dad took me to was War of the Roses. It was amazing. There’s a scene where Michael Douglas jumps up on a kitchen counter top and pees in […]